English Best Funny WhatsApp Jokes.

English Best Funny  WhatsApp Jokes. 

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1.Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane😃✈

Before the take off there was an announcement. "this plane is made by your students "✈✈✈

All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.

One guy came back and asked "you are not afraid ?"

The principal replied " I trust my students very well and I am sure the

plane won't even start 😉😉😉😉
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2.New teacher joined in the school 

Teacher :— students tell your names nd hobbies

1st boy :— My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .

2nd boy :— My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .

3rd boy :— My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .

Teacher :— wow good good

Everyone hobbies are same Ok

Now girls turn ..... ..
1st girl :— Hello mam my name is moon .... ..

Teacher shocked .... .. *$‘<*** Boys rocked .... ..😉😉😉😉  

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3.Before Operation Patient saw "Phoo| Ka Haar" near Operation Table.

He Asks Doctor why this Haar Here?

Doctor replies today is my First Operation. _Ay’‘‘}‘fi ‘)9

Successful Raha To "Mera".....

Nahi Raha To "Tera"

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4. ☺Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy: Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies

have long hair... Ultimate  😋😋😋

5.Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.😜

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logicué ®😜😜😜😜

6.😂😂😂Great lines by K.\/.Ramachandra:

"Change cannot be given to you everytime. You must bring the change"

Who is K.\/. Ramachandra? He is Marathahalli to Silk Board bus

conductor. Now read it againee😜😜😜😜

7.A Girl Enters in Engineering 2nd Sem Examination hall.

When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen...

A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says..

"Mummy Take Pen"

All the Guys in the Exam Ha||..

"Haaaww!!!.. Mummy...??"😝😝😝

-Mora|:— Its not the Effect of Santoor....|ts Because of "M—2 ,M—1 "

backlogs 😊😊😊

8.In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it 2-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,

A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...😂😂

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's

Generation..!.!😄😄