English Best Funny WhatsApp Jokes.
1.Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane😃✈
Before the take off there was an announcement. "this plane is made by your students "✈✈✈
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked "you are not afraid ?"
The principal replied " I trust my students very well and I am sure the
plane won't even start 😉😉😉😉
☺☺☺☺ ☺
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2.New teacher joined in the school
Teacher :— students tell your names nd hobbies
1st boy :— My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :— My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :— My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :— wow good good
Everyone hobbies are same Ok
Now girls turn ..... ..
1st girl :— Hello mam my name is moon .... ..
Teacher shocked .... .. *$‘<*** Boys rocked .... ..😉😉😉😉
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3.Before Operation Patient saw "Phoo| Ka Haar" near Operation Table.
He Asks Doctor why this Haar Here?
Doctor replies today is my First Operation. _Ay’‘‘}‘fi ‘)9
Successful Raha To "Mera".....
Nahi Raha To "Tera"
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4. ☺Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
4. ☺Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
Mummy: Because he speak only truth...
Child : Now I understud why ladies
have long hair... Ultimate 😋😋😋
5.Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.😜
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logicué ®😜😜😜😜
6.😂😂😂Great lines by K.\/.Ramachandra:
"Change cannot be given to you everytime. You must bring the change"
Who is K.\/. Ramachandra? He is Marathahalli to Silk Board bus
conductor. Now read it againee😜😜😜😜
7.A Girl Enters in Engineering 2nd Sem Examination hall.
When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen...
A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says..
"Mummy Take Pen"
All the Guys in the Exam Ha||..
"Haaaww!!!.. Mummy...??"😝😝😝
-Mora|:— Its not the Effect of Santoor....|ts Because of "M—2 ,M—1 "
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When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen...
A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says..
"Mummy Take Pen"
All the Guys in the Exam Ha||..
"Haaaww!!!.. Mummy...??"😝😝😝
-Mora|:— Its not the Effect of Santoor....|ts Because of "M—2 ,M—1 "
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8.In a Nursery School Canteen...
There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it 2-)
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...😂😂
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's
Generation..!.!😄😄
There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it 2-)
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...😂😂
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's
Generation..!.!😄😄
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